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My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

This is one of your worst posts yet man

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

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Pussy corrosive. Pussy explosive. I look at that pussy, it’s what I need a dose of. Pussy eroding. Pussy abrasive. I look at that pussy, it’s what I need a taste of. Pussy be stinging. Pussy be hurting. Pussy be sizzling when it’s supposed to be squirting. Pussy disintegrating. Pussy dissolving. Pussy turning heads, that shit is revolving.

Pussy potent. Pussy persuasive. Pussy not local, that shit is invasive. Pussy feeble, pussy pathetic. This pussy ain’t meta, this shit’s diegetic. Pussy ambush, pussy boobytrap. Pussy equipped with a glock and a strap. Pussy not rude, this pussy’s the meanest. This pussy’s a pussy but it’s also a penis

Pussy flexible, pussy twistable, pussy compelling, that shit’s irresistible. Pussy bewildering. Pussy perplexing. Pussy be cursing and pussy be hexing. Eye of newt and turkey gizzard, drink a potion from the pussy wizard. This pussy tells the truth, this pussy tells lies. Can you see through my pussy disguise?

Pussy sopping. Pussy sweating. Pussy complicit, it’s aiding and abetting. Pussy disco. Pussy rave. Put that pussy on the radio waves. Pussy be zesty. Pussy be spiced. Serve up that pussy in a bowl with some rice. Pussy helter. Pussy skelter. I get more pussy than an animal shelter

HEY. TERFS REBLOGGING THE PUSSY RAP. ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU. WHY DO YOU THINK I INCLUDED THE LINE “THIS PUSSYS A PUSSY BUT ITS ALSO A PENIS”

THIS PUSSY IS TRANS THIS PUSSY IS QUEER THIS PUSSY SAYS RADFEMS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!

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apas-95:

apas-95:

i’ve been staying with family in australia for a bit and this cannot be a real fucking country

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scoobandshagtalk:

Like, shit man!

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If nobody’s got me, at least the seven porn bots who follow me a day have got me

baylen:

ihatepissvortex:

I just jerked off to femboy porn

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idleisland:

for my next trick i’ll chromecast the grindr hookup map onto a fucking sextant

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funohtrixpointnever:

heavyhandedgal:

This inaccurate. Should be obsidian.

When water hits flowing lava it turns to cobblestone. Its only obsidian when it touches a source block, which clearly lava pouring out of a soda machine would not be. NEVER fuck with real Minecraft fans you fake gamer

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